My Bad Mood Made A Cake

I’m not a cook. It takes great effort for me not to roll my eyes the moment people start talking about cooking or recipes. (I know this is immature; I know there are, in fact, many reasons people should know how to cook; I’m not accepting feedback at this time.)

But today’s voice-note is about making a cake. And I’ve gotta tell ya, it’s delicious. As it turns out, I’m a cake-making genius. A marvel. A WONDER.