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Sep 30Liked by Saeed Jones

👏👏👏 arms embargo now.

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LOUDER FOR THE NEIGHBORS IN THE BACK.

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Sep 30Liked by Saeed Jones

Someone silently comes out of the kitchen, and slips the handle of a cast iron frying pan into your hand. You step behind Bob and smash his skull with the frying pan.

You accept whatever consequences Gary thinks appropriate.

You all bury Bob in his backyard and grow a big olive tree over his remains.

The end.

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That's a movie quality story ser 💛

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Take back the switchblade and threaten to turn it on Bob; guy's been acting an asshole for way too long.

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Ooof

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…and dips it in the queso. The fight abruptly stops as if it never started because who doesn’t fucking LOVE queso.

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! Fixed

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