Hello comrades,

Saeed has informed me that tomorrow you tall emotive weirdos will have the opportunity to vote in the midterm election. After listening to a rather long (and dramatic) rant from him about everything that’s at stake, I agree that if you can vote this go-around, you probably should.

I’m getting my carrots and cuddles regardless of what happens in this election. Can you say the same for your rights?

Exactly.

At the very least, do it so Saeed can stop yelling about some terrible book called “Hillbilly Elegy.”

Here’s a cute picture of me as a bribe.

Werk-In-Progress

A Special Election Message From Caesar