A Message From Caesar

Saeed is taunting me.

I’ve lived with this man for almost three years now. And I can count on one paw the number of times I’ve seen him use the oven to cook something other than chicken nuggets.

And now, all of a sudden, he’s baking whole CAKES. Cakes he refuses to share with me. He says cakes aren’t good for me, especially chocolate-frosted cakes. But you know what’s actually not good for me? INJUSTICE AND NEEDLESS SCARCITY.

I’m incensed. I’m outraged. I’ve been deserted by this dessert-hogging human. And I won’t be silent about it any longer.

Happy Friday. We march at dawn.